Lost in Australia (translation)

G’day mate!
(Hello There)
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Haw ya going?
(How are you?)
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Mi bloke Stuive Whyda wuanted mui t’ tel ya ‘bout speekin ‘Strahlian.
(My friend Steve Weeda wanted me to demonstrate the Australian dialect)
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I Reckun ya ‘ll herd that Stuive an ‘is relie’s visited ‘Strahlia fo’ th’ sommer auli’days
(I’m sure you all know that Steve’s family visited Australia for the Christmas holidays)
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For Christmas, Stuive and ‘is relie’s staid in J’loung where they opened prezies and had tea out doors with sum bit’s o’ meet on the ba’ arbi.
(For Christmas day, Steve and his family stayed in Geelong where they opened presents and enjoyed dinner outside with grilled meat.)
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An’ naw they aar’ ‘njoying visiten’ the wander fuul syites round ‘Stralhlia.
(And now they are enjoying visiting great places around the Australian State of Victoria)
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So, No warries if ya doun’t hear much fr’ om Stuive an’ ‘is reli’s. He ‘ill post to blog Stryat awa’ay in the next bit of tyime.
(So, don’t worry if you don’t hear much from the Weeda family in the next few weeks. Steve will post to his blog soon after he returns.)